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The inclusion of "macho" nuns in a relatively insane atmosphere was only superceded by the influence of being. GREEN!! I wish I was a green english muffin, floating through the air like a blue frito'o'love! For what is Max, but a very silly dog with a very silly face? Uh huh Uh huh YOU GOT THE RIGHT girlo leener ludy!! For what is an orange pickle but an expression of thine attitudes towards the state of Wisconsin, home of crusty people! When Prince drove Michael Jackson's monkey crazy through telepathy, the world sang hey! And that is why yellow bellied hair-muffins never reached the pinnacle of differential attitudes and platitudes! Home on the fridge o'doom! What could be more exciting than a horse-haired dog? Frito-Lay extravanganza. Yes, but cuisinarts NEVER made public speeches without blushing, thank you very much.

A man once said "What is a potato, except a combination of futile influences, rushing towards a goal? It doesn't matter that pink hyenas laugh at night! Except that the large combination of Roncos moving towards that one effervescent telephone booth. Yes, Freud was right when he said "Ferdlicker, he eats to much beef, when he eats corn on the cob, he feels like a keev. You know know. Put it all together, and you'll make it right!"

But that's my point. Life is just an upside down frapture of mono- biotic influences. Hey, what else? Heheh! Life is an apple, with a twist of banana. Tally Ho!

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