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The Gas Pump

By Reg Morson

Al had been working at Rascal's Gas station for nearly two years, and not once had Mike been late. Mike, also a full time employee of Rascal's Gas station, for some reason, had not arrived for work. It was nearing eight o'clock in the morning, and both of them started their shifts at seven.

Al stood as the wind blew in his face. He watched the cars zip by, he would often chuckle, as he knew this was the last gas station for nearly fifty miles. Rascal's Gas station was one of the main buildings in the town of Laruta. Laruta, a small town near the northern border of Florida, had a population of 1,000. Rascal's Gas station stood in the center of the town. It would sometimes serve as the grounds for carnivals, and other town get-togethers.

Off in the distance he could hear Mike's Beetle roaring down Hwy 77. He was relieved, as he had grown quite bored, sitting on the stool, inside the key-osk. Mike drove into the gas station, parked behind the broken pump, and stepped out of the car, with a grin on his face.

"Where have you been?" Al asked. He didn't really care that Mike was late, one man was more then enough to run Rascal's, he only wanted to make conversation.

"I'm very sorry Al, but, I was having car trouble this morning."

Al, satisfied with the excuse led Mike around to the other side of the building. "How big is your penis," Al said.

Mike, at first quite shocked with the question, took it at face value, and replied smoothly "Bigger then yours."

Thus, as you can guess, Al and Mike began comparing sizes. Although there was barely more then half a centemeter difference, Al won in the end.

As the day progressed, Al couldn't get Mike's penis out of his mind. Although Al had the bigger penis, he was still quite jealous of Mikes. Mike was also tormented with Al's penis, Mike wanted a bigger penis, form meant little to him.

Near the end of the day, Mike and Al, had fallen in love with each other. It was inevitible. To be more specific, they had fallen in love with each other's penis. And soon, each found it hard to exist without seeing the other's penis atleast once a day.

Al and Mike ended up moving to another small town, opening their own gas station, which luckily, turned a profit.

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