Today is the first day of the universe, now don't be scared. Promise me that you won't be scared. I don't know what I would do if you were scared too, it's bad enought that I am scared out of my wits. Oh well, on with the story.
It was the first day of the universe, as I have previously stated. Universe... first day, hmmmm. The universe was a very big place, it has gotten smaller due to the appetite of that big hairy iguana over there which keeps trying to digest the universe. Every time he fails... except for those little fringes around the edges othe universe, he gets to those. He loves to gobble up the fringes of the universe, the only trouble is that they give him gas. Nothing like a big hairy igauna with gas... he freaks something awful. So if you ever look up in the sky and you see those funny dark green clouds, you know what they really are. Well, actually you don't since I haven't told you yet. Maybe at the end of this story just for fun. Be sure to remind me.
The first day of the universe...let's see, what else was there? Actually to tell you the truth, I don't think that there was really that much there, which is definately a shame. I think I shall end this now, since there was nothing left to the universe after the first day. You see, the big hairyauna, with his massive digestion managed to blow the universe away. So if you do see any of those peculiar clouds you are really a rare specimen and should be ground up and placed in a petri dish of sulohuric acid. Not theat any of you are going to admit to it now. Then again, why should you, you are not responsible for anything but yourself.
It was the last day of the unuverse, which very accidentally just happened to be the first also. Oh well, there goes that theory of the universe. After all it must be still intact for me to be writing this. Well anyways, it was worth a try. There might be more, but who can really tell ahis exact moment.