Elvis

This is a listing of the last places ELVIS(le king) has been seen in the last 3 years.....

The bronx, raping homosexuals
The garden of eden, just eating apples
The BABYLONIAN BAR & GRILLE, having Mie Ties with half-breed vulcan women who where incidentally NOT topless, they just weren't wearing clothes.
The smithsonian Institute, looking for a new dog
The ancient empire of Guatemala
The sale at marks & Spencer buying a twangy spring-loaded watermelon
The anal retentive chef's kitchen(incoqnito of course)
The SpacebarBBS doing nothing!!!!!!
With Jeff chapman singing let me barbecue your face in achepello
With Steve Denheyer singing hymns
Wanking in a public bathroom
Spelunking the board offices
in jail, doing 'favors' for cigarettes
just NOT doing it AT ALL!!!!!

I'll finish it REALLY!!