My buffalo friend and I decided to leave.
"So, where do you want to go," I asked as we got into the car.
"Uh, somewhere with ice," he said.
"Okay, that's cool," I said, and started driving north.
After a while we came to an ice palace. The ice queen came out and said, "Hi, how's it going."
"Oh, fine," I said.
"Oh, that's cool," she replied.
"So, is everything here made of ice," I asked.
"Well, the TV has fake wood panelling," she replied.
"Oh, that's cool," I said.
"Yeah, kinda," she said. "So, what do you want to do."
"Well, we could watch some TV," I suggested.
"Okay, that sounds cool," she replied.
We followed her inside. There were a bunch of ice dwarves sitting around watching the TV, so we joined them. We were watching a cartoon of a penguin who was sitting there looking at us. When he exploded, everyone laughed. We decided to leave. One of us fell in an ice hole, but it wasn't me so I kept going.
I started walking to the west. Soon enough a big piece of rope smoking a cigarette came up to me.
"fuckin'," he said.
"Oh, come on, you don't mean that," I said.
"Oh, fuck and fuck," he replied.
"Oh that's just great," I said sadly, and started walking away.
Eventually, I came to the next city. A bunch of black youths wearing green and red shirts greeted me.
"How's it going," they asked.
"Oh, it's fine," I said.
"Oh, that's cool," they replied.
"So, what do you do here," I asked.
"Well, we climb up metal," they said.
"Oh, that's cool, I can climb up metal really well," I said, and climbed up a big piece of metal.
I waved down at them. Jealous, they started chasing me, and throwing things at me. Desparately, I sat down in the town square and spat a huge ball of spit at their city hall. As it hit the clock tower, it turned into a large octopus, who climbed down the building and headed towards us.
The whole thing made me really sad, so I started to cut open my wrist.
The octopus held me close, and said, "Hey, man, don't bother."