The Man with the Freud Thing

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More Theories on How the Dinosaurs Died Out

They just decided it was time.
No sex, no life.
They listened to Judas Priest.
Tyrannasaurus Rex was clumsy.
Quit while you're ahead.
Couldn't find the solution to the tar pit problem.
Female dinosaurs up on their high horse.
They didn't.
Slowly. Very slowly.
The Giant Dinowars of 8 billion BC.
They tripped.
They trusted water.
Calculus.
Oral Sex really caught on when they lost their teeth.
Out of spite.
It was your fault.
Rode motorcycles without helmets.
The didn't understand what the 'poison' symbol meant.
IT WAS THE CHICKENS!! IT WAS THE CHICKENS!!
Bad sushi.
No TV.
These things happen.
Tongues fell out of their mouths.
Stress.
'No-Breathing' day was more popular than they expected.
Ditto with 'Anti-Water' week.
Victims of Nazi war crimes.
Jesus.
The Queen.
Jesus AND The Queen.
Jesus, the Queen and Hitler.
Embarrasment.
Fatal Accident on 'Domino Day'.
Curiosity.
They picked door number 4.
Open House.
The leftists.
Sucessful 'Anti-Food Addiction' campaign.
They exploded.
Hinges.
Malta.
The Bolivian Army.
A crime they did not commit.
A crime they DID commit.
'Free Edible Spike Day' mix up.
Couldn't see the forest for the trees.
Found x-rated pictures of God and Jesus. (blackmail failed)
Were seduced by the pagans.
Absorbed into American economy.
Unsuccessful merge with the fish.
Dinoghetti became too popular.
They cried... TOO MUCH!
Offended by human ethics, left planet.
'Anti-Egg' day.
Committed suicide after viewing what happened to Mussolini.
Tar became all the rage.
Death was 'cool'.
Sick of listening to 'the man'.
Terrible popcorn technology.
Vandalism.
New York.
Biftech.
They just got mocked and mocked and mocked and mocked.
They didn't understand the concept of 'Blood Donations' fully.
'Bang Head Against Rocks ... Hard!' day.
Sunday.
sure,go ahead,assume EVERYTHING!
Spanish Inquisition
Inuendos...heh heh
Lava looked fun close up.
They couldn't read the "RUN! ICE AGE" sign.
They overestimated scuba technology
labia envy
That whole thing with the pope.
Those damn Jehovah's witnesses.
Rock Candy took a bad turn.
Stock market crash
Fire looked yummy.
their nike airs got holes, and they gave up.
They were both male.
They sent away for the 'how to draw binky" kit.
they started licking sharp rocks, wouldn't you?
land got boring.
they thought lightning would be their friend.
"bite your friends head off" day.
"dance off a cliff" day.
they made their hangliders toooo small.
smoking.
GST.
Fast women.
proton
no more jello.
etcetera etcetera etcetera.
Member that flood thing with noah, that was the 2nd time!
they got like, really LIMP.
The atmoshphere took a nap.
the sewed their faces together.

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