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Bristle Board and Modern Society

By Corn Syrup

I think it's high time we all sat up and realized the importance of Bristle Board. Bristle board, commonly known as 'big, big, big sheets of paper', has affected almost all of the civilized world. For example, remember when you were in grade three, and you had to do a project on your favorite singer. Remember buying a piece of red Bristle board. REMEMBER HOW THE CLERK GAVE YOU 20 CENTS TO MUCH. Remember not telling her, and later saving that money to buy violin. Do you remember taking that violin to your cousins, and how he smashed it to bits? And how the very next day you were to go on a trip to Europe, but since you had no instrument to play, someone else got to go? Until now you've let this build up inside of you. I suggest you grab the knife in the kitchen drawer, (not the one your mother was given last Christmas, the other one, with the black handle), and Avenge yourself. Hurry, GO..GO!

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