Hmmm, well today I saw this girl walking in the pouring rain and she put a pencil case on top of her head, like its going to ward off the rain or something. I'm so sure that a few inches of felt is going to make an immense difference in her wetness factor. At first I chuckled a little, then I became angry at her stupidity, so I grabbed the pencil case and threw it on the ground and shouted, "As if!". She looked puzzled. I explained my frustrations. She looked puzzled. "How unoriginal," I muttered.
I felt sorry for her and her stupidity. But I wasn't in the mood to cry, so I punched her in the gut. She crumpled to the ground slowly and I chuckled my delight. I began kicking her knee. Then, a sudden ambience hit me. I looked behind me, and there was god. "Hey," said he. "Fuck off," said I. He looked sad. I mocked him. "Ha ha god.. not so tough... ha ha god... nice earth, pal.. ha ha.." He began to cry. I laughed some more.
Then, huge pit bulls began to dig their way out of the soil. Seems that my school was built on a pit bull burial ground, and now they wanted to leave.. "What an inoppurtune time," I mused. The pit bulls shook off the dirt and then began running around ripping fellow students to shreds. "Now now," I cautioned. Just then, the Queen stopped by and we had sex.
(I have a tendency to exagerate, but you get the idea.)