Ajouxie was a trapeze wire for a circus.
One day, Ajouxie escaped in a laundry truck. She lept from the laundry basket when it was unloaded in front of the mountain and set off to begin a new, better life.
Ajouxie hooked up with a gang of thieves calling themselves The Tan Boys. She didn't tell The Tan Boys that she was a female, and fortunately they couldn't tell.
Ajouxie and The Tan Boys drove around the city in a large black pickup truck with a caravan-style hood, for better loot concealment. They would cruise until they saw an opportunity - an empty store, someone leaving their house and locking it, anything at all which could possibly offer them material or spiritual gain.
After one particularly poorly planned heist, three of The Tan Boys bled to death from bullet and javelin wounds. All that remained of the once glorious gang was Ajouxie and the gang secretary. After a long discussion, they decided it was best to disband the group until further notice.
Finding it impossible to get decent welfare with her past work history, Ajouxie finally decided to get a job. Coal mining seemed the most logical position, so Ajouxie swiped some work gloves, some shovels, a mining drill, a drilling rig and a mining rail system and set to work.
Within a few weeks, Ajouxie had over a thousand employees in her service, and had used the money and power generated by her industry to land herself the position of mayor. Ajouxie took a course in auctioneering, and shortly after she graduated at the top left half of her class she managed to auction of her city for the hefty fee of $989 billion dollars. Enough to buy many dozen cattle.
Instead, Ajouxie spent the money on medical services. With her successful buy-out of God, Ajouxie became rich and almost all- powerful, but she was far from immortal. Ajouxie visited the best surgeons around the world, and they all assured her that she would die within the hour.
Finally, Ajouxie decided that the only way to pass on her legacy would be to adopt an heir.
But Ajouxie didn't want to, so instead she just drank a lot of juice and got healthy again very quickly.
Ajouxie had everything. She was the supreme, unchallenged master of the universe and all its contents - barring four very disobiedient horses who had somehow escaped to a desert planet and delclared it an independant religious kingdom, but her military chiefs assured her that the horse resistance would be crushed by the end of the fiscal year.
Ajouxie waited, and soon enough, the horses had died.
Now she REALLY had everything. And no-one in the whole universe even considered contemplating changing this circumstance in any way.
But they did anyhow, and they killed Ajouxie.
So Ajouxie died.