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Three Guys and a Macadamia Nut

by The Finn

Guy1: So, whatdya wanna do tonight?

Guy3: Dunno, where's Guy2, anyway?

Guy1: Dunno.

Guy3: Sigh!

Guy1: What?

Guy3: Hmmm... nothing...

Nut: Hi guys..

Guy1: Oh no, not you. Fuck off you loser.

Nut: Awwww... <starts crying>

Guy3: Jeez, <looking at Guy1> ya went and hurt his feelings.

Guy1: Golly, sorry Nut, I didn't mean it.

Nut: Oh, that's okay, I guess. Hey, where's Guy2?

Guy1 & Guy3: We dunno.

Nut: I'm a female gender nut, y'know.

Guy1: GREAT! Let's have sex.

Guy3: Nah, we did that last week.

Guy1 & Nut: Oh, yeah.

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