Walter Matthau When most people think of Walter Matthau, they think of the loveable old codger from such films as "The Odd Couple" and "Grumpy Old Men". However, we here at YIP feel that there is a side of Ol' Uncy Walt that has been overlooked over the years - the side that contains his raw, sweaty sexuality. How can you deny that those wrinkles, that bulbous nose, and those erotic liver spots equal S-E-X? For over 70 years, Walter Matthau has remained a true sex symbol for every generation, and that is why he is one our heroes. And just imagine if the tip of his dick looked as exploded and bulbous as his nose? Talk about pleasure!

Billy Barty The name Barty is also known as the second Bucky. The name Barty was chosen to represent this next stage as an homage to Billy Barty for all the great things he has done. I think it has been a successful ride, don't you? Its not just that he's so wee... But it helps!

Tony Danza What makes Tony Danza so special is not whither or not he is the Boss, nor his rolls in any other TV show, but rather, for his "danza moo-stache" (the butt hair that has crawled very successfully up half his back). This proud and glorious hair is tremendously appealing to the ladies of YIP, and acts as something to aspire to, for the men (and some ladies as well). Obviously having such a crazy amount of pubic hair, displayed so lusciously upon one's back is a sign of virility... we assume.

Joan Jett/Pat Benatar Joan Jett and Pat Benatar's music battles have sought us out from the 80s and continue to excite us to this day. Sexual and raw, and yet disturbing. Yes, it is true, Love is a Battlefield, but we do love Rock and Roll. Which is better? Joan Jett? Pat Benatar? Pat Jett or Joan Benatar? Only time will tell.

Chappy Since 1982 Chappy Brand Foods have been bringing a delicious, yet reasonably priced food-like 'edible' treats to the world's needy. Beginning his empire with the much beloved "Chappy's Chips and Eggs and Cheeze and Chips" Grandfatherly Chappy quickly moved on to capture the entire 'mixing canned food market'. Soon the shelves were packed with "Chappy's Canned Pasta, Potatoes and Bread" and "Chappy's Beans and Spinach and Sauce", etc. etc. There's been no looking back for grand master Chappy and his food creations!

Don Knotts How can you ever talk about sex without the name "Don Knotts" coming up somehow? Well, obviously we don't know, and god as our witness, we hope we never will!