Have your genes been suffering from contamination, or a general sense of unhealthiness? Now with Fraudutek Industries new patented Gene Cleaner, your problems are solved!
Genes contain DNA, the basic building block of all life, but all too often these double helix formations become magnets for disease or other aliments which give you a overall dirty feeling that just won't go away, no matter how much you scrub. But now thanks to Fraudutek Industries special gene cleaner, you can get below the skin, where all the worse grit and germs flourish.
Does baldness run in your family? Not any more. The Gene cleaner can zap that flaw right out of you. Healthy hair till the day you die, for you and your children, will be your new motto.
You think you were born to be fat? Well maybe with Nature in control you would have been the case, but Fraudutek Industries have eliminated all of Natures Cruel tricks. After a treatment with the Gene Cleaner you will produce and expel waste at the correct established rates. No hoarding within fatty globules will be allowed.
Are you a retard? Or perhaps you have a club foot? Or maybe your diabetic, or have asthma. In the past these flaws would have brought about your swift death via a state run eugenics program. But these outdated forms of protecting the purity of the blood are no longer necessary. Fraudutek Industries new Gene Cleaner will handle the problems that in the past only a gun could solve.
For years now, healthy Y chromosomes have been clogged down with a foul plague, mutilating them into a disturbing, and highly destructive second X chromosome. But you don't need to suffer any longer, one simple treatment from Fraudutek Industries Gene Cleaner will wipe away that second cancerous X chromosome and restore you to the healthy shine of a XY configuration.
But what about those confusing ethnicityís that only offer a twisted non-conformity feel to people's lives? In the past people have offered a variety of solutions, most of which involve mass killings, which although do solve some problems, they also add problems, such as how to dispose of the bodies, and what happens if youíre not thorough enough, and miss a few. Years later youíll just have to do it again! But with Fraudutek Industries Gene Cleaner, you eliminate the problem right at the root, the offending DNA. Also, by cleaning infected people you help them help themselves. Itís a win win situation!
Yes, now truly Fraudutek Industries can offer the clean home feeling of standardization, right in your own body. Because donít you feel you deserve more than being a minority? Yes. With Fraudutek Industries by your side, your assured the life you deserve, the life any red blooded white male deserves: Youíll live like a king!
But how does it work? Donít you worry your little head about it. Rest assured that the scientists and designers at Fraudutek Industries have some idea of its complicated workings, providing you with almost instant relief with a minimum of pain and less causalities than ever before. But more important, itís simple to use!
BeforeSad and friendless, Subject A was living a miserable life, destined for failure.
AfterA mere two weeks later, Subject A's life was totally changed. Now Subject A is on top of the world!