Q: Just what is Fraudutek Industries?
A: Fraudutek Industries is the world leader in the production and implementation of the future as you will know it. Truly a global (and beyond) corporation, we have encircled the globe (and beyond) to provide you with the great service you rely on, without even noticing, or understanding it.
Q: If Fraudutek Industries is so big, how come I see more McDonald's than Fraudutek Industries buildings in my home town.
A: Fraudutek Industries, always a leader in camouflage and cloaking technology has designed a wide array of techniques to allow their tremendous growth to remain almost unnoticed by the general population and media, as well as snoopy governments and 'activist' organizations. The Fraudutek Industries team thought that allowing public access to their facilities would only cause problems, due mainly to the public's lack of understanding of the true realities, as Fraudutek Industries sees them.
Chemical Weapon Plant
During the sixties and mid seventies, Fraudutek Industries used more simplistic means of blending their advanced operations into the hum drum of primitive society. These 'tricks' included opening buildings under assumed names, such as 'science fair' or 'learning centre.' Stores which proudly claimed to be the world's larger seller of 'spoons' were actually advanced bio-chemical weapons labs.
But since technology increases as such a high rate (more so thanks to Fraudutek Industries) the use of cloaking devices is now quite prevalent to Fraudutek Industries facilities. The first designs were limited, and you could usually see through the cloaking device by merely squinting. But now, through the use of trans-space modifiers, and inter-dimensional reformators, Fraudutek Industries building can now be built directly over existing building, parks, etc. (yes, including all those McDonald's). without anyone noticing a thing.
Q: All this sounds like Science-Fiction, does Fraudutek Industries really exist?
Q: When will there
be a Grey Burger's coming to my area?
A: There is a
convenient Grey Burgers located within 200m of your present position.
Q: When are you
planning on de-cloaking a Grey Burger's near me?
A: When you are
ready to experience the new sterile goodness of Grey Burger's exciting new menu, automatic hidden sensors monitored by the central computer (linked by satellites and a highly advanced ground based network) will detect the correct configuration of your order, and relay that to the closest Grey Burgers to your location. Advanced robotic technology will then pre-select, and prepare your meal, even before you enter the building. The Grey Burgers will then de-cloak, and
you will join the revolution of the future of the fast food industry.
It's all up to you.
One proposed idea of Anti-gravity spoon
Q: How far along is the development of the anti-gravity spoon?
We expect completion of this within the shortest period of time possible and if it is found to be safe for home use, it will find a happy home in a Fraudutek Industries Retail Outlet conveniently located near you. STAY TUNED!
A: Completely ahead of schedule. As soon as we have defined exactly
what possible applications an anti-gravity spoon could have, we'll be
able to configure it to optimal specifications. Currently, many
prototypes are in the process of being tested by a wide range of
think-tanks, including military, urban pacification, business,
educational, sexual, breakfast cereal, and the all encompassing wild
Q: You guys sound completely crazy. Is it just me, or are you all totally nuts?
A: Our estimates of the situation, aided by our advancements in moral
reconfiguration, have shown that we are completely stable, as long as
you interpret this conclusion as accurate.
Not exactly as shown
Q: What and where is the building shown in all your promotional literature?
A: That building is an artist's fictional representation of what they have been led to believe our headquarters would look like. It would be physically impossible to 'take a picture' of the building, since it has always been cloaked. Since Fraudutek Industries is constantly expanding, the headquarters itself has had to progress through a great number of renovations, many of them highly classified, the true scope and layout of the structure is not entirely known to anyone. Although this representation does convey some of the magnitude we assume the building has (although perhaps it does not portray it enough), it surely wouldn't follow typical building design (as shown in this picture), but would include such advanced architectural techniques that no mere artist could possibly even come close to picturing the building as it truly is. Of course, we all just have to assume this since no one has, or should have, the security clearance enough to know for sure.
Q: This question must have been asked before, but it should be answered once and for all. Where can I get a Fraudutek Industries T-shirt?
A: Fraudutek Industries, always the leader of future fashions, would
never stoop so low as to print its logo on something as archaic as an
outdated T-shirt. If you would like to acquire a silver jumpsuit with
an embossed Fraudutek Industries logo, please sit tight and you will receive one as soon as needs dictate.
Q: If your company is so advanced, how come your website looks so shitty?
A: Our 'true' website is not availible on this privative 'internet' system. The website you have accessed here is the simple one for use for simple people on their simple 'computers'. Its design has been specifically dumbed down so that you can not only load it, but understand it as well.
Q: Where is your 'true' website?
A: Everywhere. In time, you will understand.
Q: Are there any more F.A.Q.?
A: This is the question we are most frequently asked. Due to the demand for the answer to this question, we have set up an entire FAQ division to address the answer. Their conclusion, after two years of intensive study, is, 'inconclusive at this current point in time. But prospects look good.'